Tuesday, 28 February 2017

"It's fine, I'll just go straight home after the show* and be in bed by 10:30pm..."

FAMOUS. LAST. WORDS.**





* Ladies In Black opening night, where I was sitting next to TIM. FINN. Eeep!
** It's almost midnight and I've just ordered an Uber to come pick me up at the bar.

Monday, 27 February 2017

When it's only Monday but you feel like it's at least Wednesday...


Sunday, 26 February 2017

First time to the Palace Westgarth... definitely won't be the last. Stunning cinema.

Saturday, 25 February 2017

Had all intentions of taking myself off to see T2 Trainspotting today. Didn't happen.

I have groceries and clean laundry though. That's gotta count for something the way my life's going right now.

Friday, 24 February 2017

I need to sit on my hands when I'm having a conversation with someone. Knocked an entire glass of wine over myself, slicing open my arm in the process.

Clumsy. A. F.



Thursday, 23 February 2017

3.5 hours driving, 6 hours dealing with the crazy mater, and one (sadly) brief half-hour being entertained by an old friend's 4yo twins, who are two of the most delightful children I've ever met.

Which of these three things do you think caused me the least amount of stress today?

Wednesday, 22 February 2017

When your event doesn't go exactly to plan, but you managed to pull it off fairly successfully.



Tuesday, 21 February 2017

Me. 

All day, erry day.



I mean, come ON, universe. Cut me some fucking slack here.

Monday, 20 February 2017

Day one down.

One day to go.

And that's just work.

Sunday, 19 February 2017

Crap weather wasn't going to stop us from heading down to the Mornington Peninsula for a day of wine and cheese (and a tiny walk along the beach so Ranster could photograph a bathing box).

Saturday, 18 February 2017

Friday, 17 February 2017

Scroll back to Wednesday's post. Repeat.

FFS.

Thursday, 16 February 2017

Sometimes when a friend cancels your post-works drinks plans, it's a good thing.

Wednesday, 15 February 2017




in some aspects. I mean, it's not ALL bad, but some things? I mean, come ON.

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

According to my acupuncturist, my neck is "angry". So is my shoulder. 

I blame Trump.*




* I blame Trump for everything that's gone wrong of late. I attribute it to the elevated levels of stress he and his buddies are causing me.

Monday, 13 February 2017

Sunday, 12 February 2017

Legit fell asleep in the gravity float tank this afternoon. Just as well there's a bucketload of epsom salts in there to keep me from drowning.

Saturday, 11 February 2017

Friday, 10 February 2017

Another late night at work... sigh. At least it's Friday and I can have a bit of a sleep-in tomorrow.

Thursday, 9 February 2017

Trying out a new local bar with my neighbour. Making friends with the bored bartender means standard pours are forgotten. WIN.

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Work, work, work, work and more work.

What an exciting life I do lead.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

The only thing getting me through the day right now are the lads at Pod Save America.

Oh and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

SNL, you are KILLING it this season.


Monday, 6 February 2017

Still no word from the fuckers from yesterday. I'm oscillating between "jeez, I hope everything's ok" and "fuck them if they can't even be bothered sending a text message".

Sunday, 5 February 2017

"You never visit us" they said.
"We haven't seen you in years" they said.
"Let's have lunch when you're in Sydney" they said.
"Sunday. 1pm. Wharf Bar. All the old gang is coming" they said.

I turn up. Sunday. 1pm. Wharf Bar.

They're not there.

NONE OF THEM.

They don't answer their calls or respond to texts. I call up a totally different friend who lives nearby. She hot-foots it on down to the bar to share some vino with me.

The others?

It's now almost 10pm and I've still heard nothing, so unless someone's died, this is what I say...



Saturday, 4 February 2017

Yacht Rocking for the Ranstar's 40th. Caught up with loads of old Sydney friends and made a couple of new ones. Cracking night.

Friday, 3 February 2017

As much as I love living in Melbourne, I do miss some of my Sydney peeps. So awesome to catch up with them over dinner tonight.

Thursday, 2 February 2017

Well hello Sydney. What fun times do you have in store for me this weekend?

Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Really need to pack but just want to sleeeeeeeeep.